Fantasy Football Smack Thread

I knew, sooner or later I would dominate Iber... You guys are lucky you dont have to play me every week... Muaaaahahahahah!!!!

Woot! I have assumed my spot at second place, ready to strike at any moment.... muaaaaahahahahah!!!!! And who in the heck knew that No Monkey Mascot from last year would be outpacing everyone... He'll crumble down the stretch and yield to my inevitable domination.

Markwes... tough luck losing to my wife... rest assured I know how it feels...

Savage Oatmeal pulls out a squeaker! Beware: My oats are on the warpath!

Cincy Fan 44 wrote:Savage Oatmeal pulls out a squeaker! Beware: My oats are on the warpath!

Nice... Razors is my Dad... I would think that now that he's retired he will have more time on his hands to adjust his lineup.

pez wrote:Markwes... tough luck losing to my wife... rest assured I know how it feels...

LOL, I have lost against you enough, so might as well keep it in the family.

pez wrote:I knew, sooner or later I would dominate Iber... You guys are lucky you dont have to play me every week... Muaaaahahahahah!!!!

I quit the fantasy football thingy right after logging in and getting partially set up. Not what I thought it was. Sorry, did not mean to pop bubbles...

iberlingirl wrote:

pez wrote:I knew, sooner or later I would dominate Iber... You guys are lucky you dont have to play me every week... Muaaaahahahahah!!!!

I quit the fantasy football thingy right after logging in and getting partially set up. Not what I thought it was. Sorry, did not mean to pop bubbles...

Oh yea, I've heard that line before. It's not often that people can handle my fantasy football prowess. I understand, it's ok that you lost. If you need to make up stories about why you lost, that is fine... everyone already knows that the real reason you lost was because you had the (un)luck of the draw and had to face off against the mighty and dominant PezHeads. Muaaaaahahahahahha....

More seriously tho... see if you can find someone to take over your team for you... (or maybe you can try and enjoy it)... Otherwise you give someone a gift win every week... Which in itself isnt too bad this early in the season, but down the stretch if someone is fighting for a playoff spot and you arent maintaining your team it makes it a bit on the unfair side if someone is facing a tough team and you are scoring 12 points a week.

Bman? Card? Featherhead maybe?

send me the link, i will see what i can do.

Iber, I'll take your team!

I've been really irritated at all this pez-smack!

Who's she got? Are we talking about inheriting a crappy team?

cardinal5150 wrote:Who's she got? Are we talking about inheriting a crappy team?

She's got Adrian Peterson. That's at least a good start.

cardinal5150 wrote:Who's she got? Are we talking about inheriting a crappy team?

Marc Bulger
Larry Fitzgerald
Roy Williams
Greg Jennings
Adrian Peterson
Laurence Maroney
Jeremy Shockey
Rashard Mendenhall
Matt Schaub
Vincent Jackson
Ted Ginn Jr.
Mercedes Lewis
Justin Fargas
Shayne Graham
Jason Elam
Seattle
Tampa Bay

Iber, it's

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/159328 (you have to be logged in to yahoo)

Yahoo had her projected score last week at 102... She left 30 some-odd points on the bench by not starting Elam, Tampa and one of her WR's.... I cant remember... Right now she is DFL in the league standings, but it's still early.

QB Marc Bulger (StL - QB)
WR Larry Fitzgerald (Ari - WR)
WR Roy Williams (Det - WR)
WR Greg Jennings (GB - WR)
RB Adrian Peterson (Min - RB)
RB Laurence Maroney (NE - RB)
TE Jeremy Shockey (NO - TE)
BN Rashard Mendenhall (Pit - RB)
BN Matt Schaub (Hou - QB)
BN Vincent Jackson (SD - WR)
BN Ted Ginn Jr. (Mia - WR)
BN Marcedes Lewis (Jac - TE)
BN Justin Fargas (Oak - RB)
K Shayne Graham (Cin - K)
BN Jason Elam (Atl - K)
DEF Seattle (Sea - DEF)
BN Tampa Bay (TB - DEF)

meta4 wrote:Iber, I'll take your team!

I've been really irritated at all this pez-smack!

Go for it

pez wrote:Iber, it's

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/159328 (you have to be logged in to yahoo)

Yahoo had her projected score last week at 102... She left 30 some-odd points on the bench by not starting Elam, Tampa and one of her WR's.... I cant remember... Right now she is DFL in the league standings, but it's still early.

QB Marc Bulger (StL - QB)
WR Larry Fitzgerald (Ari - WR)
WR Roy Williams (Det - WR)
WR Greg Jennings (GB - WR)
RB Adrian Peterson (Min - RB)
RB Laurence Maroney (NE - RB)
TE Jeremy Shockey (NO - TE)
BN Rashard Mendenhall (Pit - RB)
BN Matt Schaub (Hou - QB)
BN Vincent Jackson (SD - WR)
BN Ted Ginn Jr. (Mia - WR)
BN Marcedes Lewis (Jac - TE)
BN Justin Fargas (Oak - RB)
K Shayne Graham (Cin - K)
BN Jason Elam (Atl - K)
DEF Seattle (Sea - DEF)
BN Tampa Bay (TB - DEF)

OW how the hell did that happen.. I did not think I ever picked anything... I SUCK!

iberlingirl wrote:OW how the hell did that happen.. I did not think I ever picked anything... I SUCK!

It's an automatic draft based on player pre-rankings. So even if you don't change anything with regards to the rankings, you'll get a team. Kind of nice!

Markwes wrote:

iberlingirl wrote:OW how the hell did that happen.. I did not think I ever picked anything... I SUCK!

It's an automatic draft based on player pre-rankings. So even if you don't change anything with regards to the rankings, you'll get a team. Kind of nice!

I actually prefer the manual drafting. Any chance we can do that next year?

Cincy Fan 44 wrote:I actually prefer the manual drafting. Any chance we can do that next year?

Same here, but I think even with manual drafts, it will pick your players if you're not there.

Markwes wrote:

Cincy Fan 44 wrote:I actually prefer the manual drafting. Any chance we can do that next year?

Same here, but I think even with manual drafts, it will pick your players if you're not there.

It will.

The bad thing about manual drafts is how long it takes. Especially when there are more than 10 teams.

I trust Yahoo's rankings enough to autodraft for me, for the most part. Sometimes I'll join the draft but I don't sweat it if I miss it.

Alright, the handoff is complete.

Iber... I'm gonna totally screw up your avatar and stuff, sorry. If I have to play as a girl, she's gonna be the hottest cartoon babe I can find. You can get her back when the season's over

Alright, I'm ready to go nucular... from last place into...

Fanball has a great manual/auto draft combo... it can go on for days, but no big deal.

drafts are between the hours of 9:00 AM and 5:00 AM, you get an email when you are next, and when it's your turn. You them have an hour to draft a player, or fanball picks off the list. You can also set up 3-4 players on a short list and it will draft for you instantaneously.

Fleek, who are you in the league?

pez wrote:Fleek, who are you in the league?

The Scary Uncles

Fleek wrote:

pez wrote:Fleek, who are you in the league?

The Scary Uncles

Thats what I thought... may as well change your name to red-headed stepchildren now... .Muaaaaahahahaha!

meta4 wrote:Alright, the handoff is complete.

Iber... I'm gonna totally screw up your avatar and stuff, sorry. If I have to play as a girl, she's gonna be the hottest cartoon babe I can find. You can get her back when the season's over

Alright, I'm ready to go nucular... from last place into...

fine by me, i do not like that gay ass thing (avatar) anyhoo.

iberlingirl wrote:

meta4 wrote:Alright, the handoff is complete.

Iber... I'm gonna totally screw up your avatar and stuff, sorry. If I have to play as a girl, she's gonna be the hottest cartoon babe I can find. You can get her back when the season's over

Alright, I'm ready to go nucular... from last place into...

fine by me, i do not like that gay ass thing (avatar) anyhoo.

Well, I saw a couple teams there, but since I'm new to this I didn't know if you were using this same login to play on other teams. BTW, I can get into your yahoo mail now but I think I need that for the email notifications. It didn't look like you use this address that much (zero messages).