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Post  Cincy Fan 44 on Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:17 pm

What do you call a cow with no legs?

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Post  Guest on Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:22 pm

Cincy Fan 44 wrote:What do you call a cow with no legs?

Dead Meat?
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Post  Cincy Fan 44 on Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:26 pm

Bman wrote:
Cincy Fan 44 wrote:What do you call a cow with no legs?

Dead Meat?
Close...Ground Beef.

Now, what do you call a cow with 2 legs?

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Post  Guest on Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:29 pm

Cincy Fan 44 wrote:
Bman wrote:
Cincy Fan 44 wrote:What do you call a cow with no legs?

Dead Meat?
Close...Ground Beef.

Now, what do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Rosie O'Donnell
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Post  LTRT on Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:30 pm

Fleek wrote:
Cincy Fan 44 wrote:
Bman wrote:
Cincy Fan 44 wrote:What do you call a cow with no legs?

Dead Meat?
Close...Ground Beef.

Now, what do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Rosie O'Donnell
affraid

lol! lol!
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Post  Cincy Fan 44 on Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:30 pm

Fleek wrote:
Cincy Fan 44 wrote:
Bman wrote:
Cincy Fan 44 wrote:What do you call a cow with no legs?

Dead Meat?
Close...Ground Beef.

Now, what do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Rosie O'Donnell

LOL!!! Not bad. Not bad at all. I was looking for "Lean Beef", but I think I like your answer better! Smile

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Post  LTRT on Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:33 pm

Cincy Fan 44 wrote:
Fleek wrote:
Cincy Fan 44 wrote:
Bman wrote:
Cincy Fan 44 wrote:What do you call a cow with no legs?

Dead Meat?
Close...Ground Beef.

Now, what do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Rosie O'Donnell

LOL!!! Not bad. Not bad at all. I was looking for "Lean Beef", but I think I like your answer better! Smile

See there Cincy, you're not the only comedian on the board. Razz
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Post  iberlingirl on Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:47 pm

Fleek wrote:
Cincy Fan 44 wrote:
Bman wrote:
Cincy Fan 44 wrote:What do you call a cow with no legs?

Dead Meat?
Close...Ground Beef.

Now, what do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Rosie O'Donnell

AMEN!!!! I soooo dislike her!!!! affraid Too Funny affraid
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Post  Markwes on Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:57 pm

There seems to be a theme of animals and lack of legs with these jokes. elephant
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Post  Guest on Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:08 pm

Markwes wrote:There seems to be a theme of animals and lack of legs with these jokes. elephant

A guy's son was born without a body below the neck. Being the supportive parents they are, they raised him until his 21st birthday, when his dad decided to take his son out for his first drink.

They get to the joint and he sets his son on the bar, orders him a shot and pours it into his mouth... suddenly, from out of his neck pops a torso. His dad gives him another shot, and out come two arms, after a third beer out pop two legs. Suddenly he stands up, starts walking around, takes a his fourth shot and promptly falls to the floor, cracks his skull open and dies.

Dad says, "Damn, I knew he shoulda quit while he was a head"
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Post  Guest on Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:12 pm

pez wrote:
Markwes wrote:There seems to be a theme of animals and lack of legs with these jokes. elephant

A guy's son was born without a body below the neck. Being the supportive parents they are, they raised him until his 21st birthday, when his dad decided to take his son out for his first drink.

They get to the joint and he sets his son on the bar, orders him a shot and pours it into his mouth... suddenly, from out of his neck pops a torso. His dad gives him another shot, and out come two arms, after a third beer out pop two legs. Suddenly he stands up, starts walking around, takes a his fourth shot and promptly falls to the floor, cracks his skull open and dies.

Dad says, "Damn, I knew he shoulda quit while he was a head"

baa dum ... dum
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Post  Guest on Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:25 pm

a mushroom and a bowl of potato salad walk into a bar and order a beer... bartender says, "I'm sorry boys, you're gonna hafta leave, se dont serve food"
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Post  Markwes on Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:42 pm

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?".

A man walks into a bar. He says "Ouch".
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Post  Markwes on Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:43 pm

What are twins called until they are born?
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Post  Guest on Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:55 pm

Markwes wrote:What are twins called until they are born?

If I were their Uncle, I would call one Denise and the other Denephew.
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Post  Canuck on Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:03 pm

pez wrote:
Markwes wrote:What are twins called until they are born?

If I were their Uncle, I would call one Denise and the other Denephew.

You would only do that if you were from the West Indies. lol!
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Post  Cincy Fan 44 on Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:04 pm

What do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs attached together above a window?

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Post  Markwes on Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:31 pm

Markwes wrote:What are twins called until they are born?
Heh. The answer I was looking for.....................................Wombmates
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Post  Guest on Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:49 am

Markwes wrote:
Markwes wrote:What are twins called until they are born?
Heh. The answer I was looking for.....................................Wombmates

Wow... it took me a while to appreciate the full corniness or that joke... bravo.
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Post  Cincy Fan 44 on Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:27 am

pez wrote:
Markwes wrote:
Markwes wrote:What are twins called until they are born?
Heh. The answer I was looking for.....................................Wombmates

Wow... it took me a while to appreciate the full corniness or that joke... bravo.
I just 'fully' got that too. I'm so in awe of the corniness...

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Post  Cincy Fan 44 on Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:28 am

Cincy Fan 44 wrote:What do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs attached together above a window?
For those of you wondering....

Curt & Rod.

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Post  Guest on Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:29 am

OK ... this thread is BAD!!!!!
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Post  Cincy Fan 44 on Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:34 am

Bman wrote:OK ... this thread is BAD!!!!!
So then DON'T look at it Bman...nobody is forcing you to click on it. You know what you're going to get when you click on it.

Sorry Bman, couldn't resist opening up an old argument we've had discussions on pertaining to other threads. Of course you're more than welcome to join in the corniness. lol!

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Post  Guest on Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:48 am

Cincy Fan 44 wrote:
Cincy Fan 44 wrote:What do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs attached together above a window?
For those of you wondering....

Curt & Rod.

It's all in the timing Smile
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Post  Guest on Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:55 am

A guy was driving home from work on I-69 when his cel phone rang. It was his wife, who said "Honey be careful, they just reported that some nut is driving the wrong way on I-69!"

The guy replies, "Honey, it's not just one car, it's hundreds of them!"
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