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Post  Guest Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:39 pm

Couldn't believe it when I saw it but thought I'd share this with others too! Subtitled "cooking with balls" LOL

The Testicles Cookbook - Cooking with Balls is a multimedia cookbook complete with how-to videos on cooking testicle dishes. Including Testicle Pizza, Testicle Goulash and White Wine Testicles, this is a short teaser taken from the full cookbook, written by Serbian testicles chef, Ljubomir Erovic. The full book is available to buy on YUDU in English and Serbian.

http://beta.yudu.com/library/item_details/14618/Sample-Version---The-Testicle-Cookbook

Funny thing... you look at the ratings below the book description - it's been given average 4/5 stars from 26 people!
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Post  Canuck Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:42 pm

Hey we mentioned this way back in October. Not the ratings.

https://therealboard.forumakers.com/food-f4/battered-balls-t1263.htm
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Post  Guest Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:45 pm

Good post, and way back then too... gave me another chuckle today.
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Post  Canuck Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:47 pm

Now you know what Cincy meant when he said "ballsy"...lol.

Speaking of which, have you ever eaten any of this stuff?
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Post  Guest Wed Jan 21, 2009 4:53 pm

Canuck wrote:Now you know what Cincy meant when he said "ballsy"...lol.

Speaking of which, have you ever eaten any of this stuff?

Yeah... now THAT's ballsy!

I have never tried them.
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Post  iberlingirl Wed Jan 21, 2009 11:36 pm

OMG... GAG!!!
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Post  Guest Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:57 am

The pictures of them skinning the balls were pretty, um, moving...
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Post  Canuck Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:56 pm

pez wrote:The pictures of them skinning the balls were pretty, um, moving...

What moved? LOL, was it a retreat?
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Post  Guest Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:02 pm

Canuck wrote:
pez wrote:The pictures of them skinning the balls were pretty, um, moving...

What moved? LOL, was it a retreat?

If you close one eye and stick a finger in the other... they almost look like little boobies. Very Happy
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Post  Canuck Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:06 pm

meta4 wrote:
Canuck wrote:
pez wrote:The pictures of them skinning the balls were pretty, um, moving...

What moved? LOL, was it a retreat?

If you close one eye and stick a finger in the other... they almost look like little boobies. Very Happy

C'mere let me stick a finger in your eye meta... Razz , then we can call them little moobies.
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Post  Guest Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:35 pm

I should trademark that. It'd be better than kosher... put my stamp of approval on all moobies inspected and approved for use... create categories for approved uses.

"not a step"
"no dumping"
"close after using"
"use only approved safety equipment"

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Post  Shopaholic Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:40 pm

Since I haven't heard it mentioned here, I take it this cookbook hasn't been discussed yet...

Natural Harvest-A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

The link doesn't have pictures of male genitals on the page, it's just a link to purchase the book.
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Post  Guest Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:50 pm

Shopaholic wrote:Since I haven't heard it mentioned here, I take it this cookbook hasn't been discussed yet...

Natural Harvest-A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

The link doesn't have pictures of male genitals on the page, it's just a link to purchase the book.

OMG!

You are too funny shop!

Crap, I've seen some risque stuff, but the pictures of the foods... Embarassed
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Post  Canuck Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:58 pm

No meta, we're not cooking with any of that stuff... lol!

Originally I thought they meant the semen of animals...geezus murphy.
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Post  Guest Thu Jan 22, 2009 2:06 pm

Is this stuff cooked or raw? Well, I guess it was cooked at least at 98.6 degrees Farenheit huh?
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Post  Guest Thu Jan 22, 2009 2:48 pm

Canuck, uh... I've never had any intention to cook with these ingredients.

Bman, some is just "chilled" like oysters on the half shell, some other stuff is cooked normally.
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Post  Guest Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:22 pm

meta4 wrote:Canuck, uh... I've never had any intention to cook with these ingredients.

Bman, some is just "chilled" like oysters on the half shell, some other stuff is cooked normally.

Oh ok ... I am sure plenty just swallow it in its free form. lol
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Post  Markwes Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:15 pm

Bman wrote:
meta4 wrote:Canuck, uh... I've never had any intention to cook with these ingredients.

Bman, some is just "chilled" like oysters on the half shell, some other stuff is cooked normally.

Oh ok ... I am sure plenty just swallow it in its free form. lol
Bman, is your ball-swallowing experience limited to the raw variety?
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