You're doing it wrong...

Ouch. I think that is specifically addressed in the operators manual.



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TO REDUCE THE RISK OF INJURY, USER MUST READ AND UNDERSTAND OPERATOR'S MANUAL

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1. Keep your work area clean and well lit. Cluttered benches and
dark areas invite accidents.

10. Stay alert, watch what you are doing, and use common sense
when operating a power tool. Do not use tool while tired or
under the influence of drugs, alcohol, or medication. A
moment of inattention while operating power tools may result in
serious personal injury.

11. Dress properly. Do not wear loose clothing or jewelry.
Contain long hair. Keep your hair, clothing, and gloves away
from moving parts. Loose clothes, jewelry, or long hair can be
caught in moving parts.

20. Store idle tools out of reach of children and other untrained
persons. Tools are dangerous in the hands of untrained users.

23. Use only accessories that are recommended by the manufacturer
for your model. Accessories that may be suitable for
one tool, may become hazardous when used on another tool.

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2. Keep hands away from all cutting edges and moving parts.

k... so he just put it on the blade? The blade designed to cut through wood...

You'd think they could at least fashion a smooth metal rod to affix on the Sawzall. That would probably work OK.