State of the Union Speech Drinking Game: Version 2010

Take a Shot When:

Obama talks about creating jobs and his “New Job Agenda”
Obama uses the word “change”
Obama prefaces a statement with, “Look…”
Obama mentions health care
Obama talks about the economy, stimulus or cutting the deficit
Obama mentions any of the crisis situations he inherited from Dubya, aka “The Previous Administration”
They cut to a shot of John McCain looking grizzled and constipated
The President receives a standing ovation while the Republicans stay seated
Michelle Obama is showing off her “guns” in a sleeveless dress
They cut to a shot of Michelle Obama or Hillary Clinton sitting next to a refugee or representative from Haiti
Nancy Pelosi completes a “one-thousand blink” revolution (you may need a sober person with super-vision to stay on top of this one)
Hook up an IV Drip If:

Biden’s come-over blows-over during a wave of clapping
Pelosi blinks herself to sleep
Obama is heckled
Obama suddenly describes in detail a plan for something that can actually be defined as change
Shoot Yourself in the Head When:

Sarah Palin gives her commentary after the speech on Fox News (THE HORROR! THE HORROR!)
*Surgeon General’s Warning: If you drink too much, you may find yourself in a coma and not awake until 2011 when the Republicans once again have control of Congress. OH, THE HUMANITY!

LTRT wrote:What...no 'blame Bush'

Take a Shot When:

Obama Refers to Himself

Cincy Fan 44 wrote:

LTRT wrote:What...no 'blame Bush'

I think that falls under the entry for "Previous Administration"...

POLITICO's Kasie Hunt, who's in the House chamber, reports that Justice Samuel Alito mouthed the words "not true" when Obama criticized the Supreme Court's campaign finance decision.

" Last week, the Supreme Court reversed a century of law to open the floodgates for special interests – including foreign corporations – to spend without limit in our elections," Obama said. "Well I don’t think American elections should be bankrolled by America’s most powerful interests, or worse, by foreign entities. They should be decided by the American people, and that’s why I’m urging Democrats and Republicans to pass a bill that helps to right this wrong."

The shot of the black-robed Supreme Court justices, stone faced, was priceless.

Chuck Schumer stood up behind the justices and clapped vigorously while Alito shook his head and quietly mouthed his discontent.

Scooby01_98 wrote:I thought it was more of a campaign speech than a state of the union address. Guess the 2012 campaign has started at full blast and this campaign ad was free. At least a company would have to pay for the air time for their ad.