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'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.'

So - if you give her crap,

you will receive more shit than any one human being can handle

If you give your wife diamonds, she prolly still wont give you head....

Differences between Grandfathers and Grandmothers

A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a
special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he
would take his 7-year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some
bonding time. Just he and his granddaughter.

One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really
didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and
said that she would take their granddaughter out.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to
see her grandfather. 'Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?' 'Oh
yes, PaPa' the girl replied, 'and do you know what? We didn 't see a
single dumb bastard or lousy shit head anywhere we went today!'

Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it.

iberlingirl wrote:We didn 't see a single dumb bastard or lousy shit head anywhere we went today!'

I can only fathom then that they went for a drive in Ohio...