New Presidential Candidate Emerges

I think I'm changing my vote to this guy! I think he's got great values!

http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=46832&altf=Djodz&altl=Gbo144

LOL, what values? Go on, promote him.

No way I'm voting for him. "Some say" he's a muslim...

The main reason I'm not voting for him is because he is a fan of Cincy.

Some say he has ties with an organization known to engage in voter fraud.

Some say he has ties to known convicted child molesters, domestic and international terrorist organizations, and 5 major drug cartels, AND top executives at financial institutions such as AIG, Lehman, Freddie and Fannie, Bear Stearns, Enron, Halliburton, and George Soros.

Holy crap, I thought that old lady had his name tattooed on her butt. For a sec I thought she was gonna show a full moon.

Canuck wrote:Holy crap, I thought that old lady had his name tattooed on her butt. For a sec I thought she was gonna show a full moon.

Naw, I got to her first. After her I had the name meta4 copyrighted. Cincy got sloppy seconds.

Some say he's hung like a horse. Some say he'll sign laws to make sure the Reds win the World Series for the next 4 years in a row. Some say he'll sign laws to make sure the Bengals win the next 4 Super Bowls. Some say there's nothing he can do to end the SEC's dominance of the OSU. Some say he'll make sure that every tech support person on this board will be given a $1,000,000/year job for the rest of their life.

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Canuck wrote:Cincy got sloppy seconds.

Grease reference...+2...

Poor Cincy.

Maybe we should arrange for a "retreat" for him.
Get Madam Heidi Fleiss to pay him a visit.

Canuck wrote:Get Madam Heidi Fleiss to pay him a visit.

Woo-hoo!

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meta4 wrote:

Canuck wrote:Cincy got sloppy seconds.

Grease reference...+2...

I didn't write this Wanna Be Pres Cincy. Your VP Meta did.

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Cincy Fan 44 wrote:

meta4 wrote:

Canuck wrote:Cincy got sloppy seconds.

Grease reference...+2...

I didn't write this Wanna Be Pres Cincy. Your VP Meta did.

Oops. Looks like I didn't erase properly when I was adjusting the quote.

Please, watch how you adjust...LOL, don't do it in public.

Cincy Fan 44 wrote:Some say he's hung like a horse. Some say he'll sign laws to make sure the Reds win the World Series for the next 4 years in a row. Some say he'll sign laws to make sure the Bengals win the next 4 Super Bowls. Some say there's nothing he can do to end the SEC's dominance of the OSU. Some say he'll make sure that every tech support person on this board will be given a $1,000,000/year job for the rest of their life.

Hey now, he can be Muslim, linked to voter fraud, and know shady people, and I would still consider him. But this Reds winning the next 4 Series? Obviously he's not a realist.

The part that says "signs laws" is just another way to Pete Rose it up. Signs laws = bribe.

And who's been hanging horses again, must be in Kentucky where his deeds caught up with him, so they hung him like a horse.
That just reminded me of all the Louis L'amour books I read.

Oh yeah, that reminds me, I'd make it a Presidential Decree that Peter Edward Rose is placed in the Major League Baseball Hall of Fame where he rightfully belongs!!!

Cincy Fan 44 wrote:Oh yeah, that reminds me, I'd make it a Presidential Decree that Peter Edward Rose is placed in the Major League Baseball Hall of Fame where he rightfully belongs!!!

That did it! You've got my vote.