Hallmark Gay Cards

http://www.daytondailynews.com/n/content/shared-gen/ap/Finance_General/Gay_Wedding_Cards.html

If there's $$$ to be made, you can betcha they're going to do it -- and did it...not that there's anything wrong with that...

I can see they're marketing campaign now..."When you care enough to send the very best to Steve & Fred...there's Hallmark."

I don't think "gay" is politically correct. I prefer "vagina-challenged" or "penis-challenged".

Post your best gay hallmark card poem

Markwes wrote:I don't think "gay" is politically correct. I prefer "vagina-challenged" or "penis-challenged".

Oh, I'm just gonna go home and bite my pillow!!

Oliver's Army wrote:Post your best gay hallmark card poem

Can't wait to see what Vis has planned for you!

Oliver's Army wrote:Post your best gay hallmark card poem

Not that I have any experience with this whatsoever...

Rub a dub dub
2 Men in a tub
One dropped the soap
And the other is hung like a rope

There once was a babe from Carolina
Who fell in love and I'll remind ya,
Her love was a girl
The hottest gal in the world
So they both had good taste in vagina.

Roses are red Violets are blue,
I want hot man-love and HEY! so do you!

It's very hard to hear
When something's in your rear.

Said a lesbian lady, "It's sad;
Of all of the girls that I've had,
None gave me the thrill
Of real rapture until
I learned how to be a tribade."

A gay prison chaplain named Locke
Had a passion for hard convict cock.
For his ass-holey ways
In his alcatraz days,
He was nicknamed the piece of the rock.

Think Doe will boycott buying Hallmark cards? Kind like the AFA and Ford?

maybe we should send doe one.