Pissing Contest.

Markwes wrote:So when is the actual pissing contest? Is it volume or length of stream that decides the winner?

I vote for a 3 part score, volume, distance and artistic expression....

pez wrote:

Markwes wrote:So when is the actual pissing contest? Is it volume or length of stream that decides the winner?

I vote for a 3 part score, volume, distance and artistic expression....

Add Color and Clarity.

Bree says we all need a shower... (not together)

Wow... she looks pretty much like every other porn slut. Not impressive or attractive. Actually, if I saw her, I probably either a.) wouldn't notice her, or b.) think, what a slut

Jugomugo wrote:Wow... she looks pretty much like every other porn slut. Not impressive or attractive. Actually, if I saw her, I probably either a.) wouldn't notice her, or b.) think, what a slut

C. Sport wood.

pez wrote:
Vis, I enjoy political discourse, but when we start bantering around "fucking moron" it's getting beyond discourse... I wanted to jump into the discussions, but didnt have the strength... it will settle out a bit after the election...

Point taken. I don't think we always have to be polite but I agree my comment crossed a line that offended some and made others uncomfortable joining in. My sincere apologies.

Vis wrote:

pez wrote:
Vis, I enjoy political discourse, but when we start bantering around "fucking moron" it's getting beyond discourse... I wanted to jump into the discussions, but didnt have the strength... it will settle out a bit after the election...

Point taken. I don't think we always have to be polite but I agree my comment crossed a line that offended some and made others uncomfortable joining in. My sincere apologies.

Here comes the circle jerk.

Ya'll can lick my taint.

Jugomugo wrote:Wow... she looks pretty much like every other porn slut. Not impressive or attractive. Actually, if I saw her, I probably either a.) wouldn't notice her, or b.) think, what a slut

She's from Ft Wayne.. so you probably have seen her.

Markwes wrote:So when is the actual pissing contest? Is it volume or length of stream that decides the winner?

I'd be concerned if Florida Fun wins...

cardinal5150 wrote:

Jugomugo wrote:Wow... she looks pretty much like every other porn slut. Not impressive or attractive. Actually, if I saw her, I probably either a.) wouldn't notice her, or b.) think, what a slut

She's from Ft Wayne.. so you probably have seen her.

Probably why she would be so forgettable.

On a side note, Jenna Fischer is from the Fort. She makes up for sad porn stars.

Vis wrote:

pez wrote:
Vis, I enjoy political discourse, but when we start bantering around "fucking moron" it's getting beyond discourse... I wanted to jump into the discussions, but didnt have the strength... it will settle out a bit after the election...

Point taken. I don't think we always have to be polite but I agree my comment crossed a line that offended some and made others uncomfortable joining in. My sincere apologies.

bah... I didnt notice who said it first... no apologies necessary, as you were, sir. :-)

Jugomugo wrote:Wow... she looks pretty much like every other porn slut. Not impressive or attractive. Actually, if I saw her, I probably either a.) wouldn't notice her, or b.) think, what a slut

Dude... if I saw her in O's all soaped up and squeezing them together like that, I would certainly say "what a slut, wait, lemme look and make sure".

Like the other day a girl was saying that she kept her pubic hairs trimmed and guys should do the same.... my response, "Hmm... you'd have to show me what you are talking about..."

I just have zero attraction to the typical model/pornstar/etc... they're so fake and ugly.

pez wrote:Like the other day a girl was saying that she kept her pubic hairs trimmed and guys should do the same.... my response, "Hmm... you'd have to show me what you are talking about..."

She really should lead by example.

Jugomugo wrote:

cardinal5150 wrote:

Jugomugo wrote:Wow... she looks pretty much like every other porn slut. Not impressive or attractive. Actually, if I saw her, I probably either a.) wouldn't notice her, or b.) think, what a slut

She's from Ft Wayne.. so you probably have seen her.

Probably why she would be so forgettable.

On a side note, Jenna Fischer is from the Fort. She makes up for sad porn stars.

Personally... Stephanie is my favorite chicky from the Fort to make it.. and she was actually born and raised here unlike the other two.. and she gave me a lapdance at my Bachelor party..

Jugomugo wrote:I just have zero attraction to the typical model/pornstar/etc... they're so fake and ugly.

pez wrote:Like the other day a girl was saying that she kept her pubic hairs trimmed and guys should do the same.... my response, "Hmm... you'd have to show me what you are talking about..."

She really should lead by example.

So, be honest. If OA Photoshopped a pair of groovy eye glasses on her what would that add to her score?

Jugomugo wrote:I just have zero attraction to the typical model/pornstar/etc... they're so fake and ugly.

Are you a chubby chaser? lol

meta4 wrote:

Jugomugo wrote:I just have zero attraction to the typical model/pornstar/etc... they're so fake and ugly.

pez wrote:Like the other day a girl was saying that she kept her pubic hairs trimmed and guys should do the same.... my response, "Hmm... you'd have to show me what you are talking about..."

She really should lead by example.

So, be honest. If OA Photoshopped a pair of groovy eye glasses on her what would that add to her score?

A little bit. I'm more into nerdy girls.

cardinal5150 wrote:

Jugomugo wrote:I just have zero attraction to the typical model/pornstar/etc... they're so fake and ugly.

Are you a chubby chaser? lol

Only if proportioned in an attractive manner... I don't mind some meat on them bones.

Cincy Fan 44 wrote:

Markwes wrote:So when is the actual pissing contest? Is it volume or length of stream that decides the winner?

I'd be concerned if Florida Fun wins...

and so would i

floridafun wrote:

Cincy Fan 44 wrote:

Markwes wrote:So when is the actual pissing contest? Is it volume or length of stream that decides the winner?

I'd be concerned if Florida Fun wins...

and so would i

Glad you saw the humor in it!