Cincy Fan's Corny Jokes

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Cincy Fan 44 wrote:What do you call a cow with no legs?

Dead Meat?

Bman wrote:

Cincy Fan 44 wrote:What do you call a cow with no legs?

Dead Meat?

Close...Ground Beef.

Now, what do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Cincy Fan 44 wrote:

Bman wrote:

Cincy Fan 44 wrote:What do you call a cow with no legs?

Dead Meat?

Close...Ground Beef.

Now, what do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Rosie O'Donnell

Fleek wrote:

Cincy Fan 44 wrote:

Bman wrote:

Cincy Fan 44 wrote:What do you call a cow with no legs?

Dead Meat?

Close...Ground Beef.

Now, what do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Rosie O'Donnell

Fleek wrote:

Cincy Fan 44 wrote:

Bman wrote:

Cincy Fan 44 wrote:What do you call a cow with no legs?

Dead Meat?

Close...Ground Beef.

Now, what do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Rosie O'Donnell

LOL!!! Not bad. Not bad at all. I was looking for "Lean Beef", but I think I like your answer better!

Cincy Fan 44 wrote:

Fleek wrote:

Cincy Fan 44 wrote:

Bman wrote:

Cincy Fan 44 wrote:What do you call a cow with no legs?

Dead Meat?

Close...Ground Beef.

Now, what do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Rosie O'Donnell

LOL!!! Not bad. Not bad at all. I was looking for "Lean Beef", but I think I like your answer better!

See there Cincy, you're not the only comedian on the board.

Fleek wrote:

Cincy Fan 44 wrote:

Bman wrote:

Cincy Fan 44 wrote:What do you call a cow with no legs?

Dead Meat?

Close...Ground Beef.

Now, what do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Rosie O'Donnell

AMEN!!!! I soooo dislike her!!!! Too Funny

There seems to be a theme of animals and lack of legs with these jokes.

Markwes wrote:There seems to be a theme of animals and lack of legs with these jokes.

A guy's son was born without a body below the neck. Being the supportive parents they are, they raised him until his 21st birthday, when his dad decided to take his son out for his first drink.

They get to the joint and he sets his son on the bar, orders him a shot and pours it into his mouth... suddenly, from out of his neck pops a torso. His dad gives him another shot, and out come two arms, after a third beer out pop two legs. Suddenly he stands up, starts walking around, takes a his fourth shot and promptly falls to the floor, cracks his skull open and dies.

Dad says, "Damn, I knew he shoulda quit while he was a head"

pez wrote:

Markwes wrote:There seems to be a theme of animals and lack of legs with these jokes.

A guy's son was born without a body below the neck. Being the supportive parents they are, they raised him until his 21st birthday, when his dad decided to take his son out for his first drink.

They get to the joint and he sets his son on the bar, orders him a shot and pours it into his mouth... suddenly, from out of his neck pops a torso. His dad gives him another shot, and out come two arms, after a third beer out pop two legs. Suddenly he stands up, starts walking around, takes a his fourth shot and promptly falls to the floor, cracks his skull open and dies.

Dad says, "Damn, I knew he shoulda quit while he was a head"

baa dum ... dum

a mushroom and a bowl of potato salad walk into a bar and order a beer... bartender says, "I'm sorry boys, you're gonna hafta leave, se dont serve food"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?".

A man walks into a bar. He says "Ouch".

What are twins called until they are born?

Markwes wrote:What are twins called until they are born?

If I were their Uncle, I would call one Denise and the other Denephew.

pez wrote:

Markwes wrote:What are twins called until they are born?

If I were their Uncle, I would call one Denise and the other Denephew.

You would only do that if you were from the West Indies.

What do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs attached together above a window?

Markwes wrote:What are twins called until they are born?

Heh. The answer I was looking for.....................................Wombmates

Markwes wrote:

Markwes wrote:What are twins called until they are born?

Heh. The answer I was looking for.....................................Wombmates

Wow... it took me a while to appreciate the full corniness or that joke... bravo.

pez wrote:

Markwes wrote:

Markwes wrote:What are twins called until they are born?

Heh. The answer I was looking for.....................................Wombmates

Wow... it took me a while to appreciate the full corniness or that joke... bravo.

I just 'fully' got that too. I'm so in awe of the corniness...

Cincy Fan 44 wrote:What do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs attached together above a window?

For those of you wondering....

Curt & Rod.

OK ... this thread is BAD!!!!!

Bman wrote:OK ... this thread is BAD!!!!!

So then DON'T look at it Bman...nobody is forcing you to click on it. You know what you're going to get when you click on it.

Sorry Bman, couldn't resist opening up an old argument we've had discussions on pertaining to other threads. Of course you're more than welcome to join in the corniness.

Cincy Fan 44 wrote:

Cincy Fan 44 wrote:What do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs attached together above a window?

For those of you wondering....

Curt & Rod.

It's all in the timing

A guy was driving home from work on I-69 when his cel phone rang. It was his wife, who said "Honey be careful, they just reported that some nut is driving the wrong way on I-69!"

The guy replies, "Honey, it's not just one car, it's hundreds of them!"